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By entering, you acknowledge the fact that you are not a naive, ignorant moron who cannot tell the difference between reality and fiction. You are telling me that you are a rational person who is fully aware that I didn't truly overrun a small country during my depoyment. Yes, I know this sounds stupid, but there are some idiots who would believe this and try to sue me or something.